Since when is May only two months away from March? That seems a little rushed. Is this calendar correct?
Will people be able to find my town on a map, or will it be labeled “Cornfields”?
Was it pizza or housing on which you’re supposed to spend 25% of your income?
Can a “mandatory footie pajama reception” be instituted?
If I trip walking down the aisle, can I go back and have everyone pretend I’m coming in for the first time?
Do I invite Carly Fiorina because I like her, or just to snub Hillary Clinton? (Both. Consider yourself snubbed, Hillary.)
What do you do when you realize your flower girl is almost as tall as you?
On a scale of 1 – 9 3/4 how cheesy is it to incorporate Harry Potter quotes into your vows?
I fell for you faster than Harry fell off his broom when the dementors showed up.
They’ll only get worse from there. I’ll stop.